March 2012
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On my first day of training at work today, we were...
Now I think I should have said, “I’ve smoked weed twice in college.” At least I’m honest. 
Mar 19th
December 2011
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Dec 11th
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October 2011
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Oct 31st
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Oct 18th
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Oct 17th
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This may be a bit late, but, I just watched No...
Ang sexy lang ni Anne. Saka ni Christine. Macho ni Derek. Talagang katawan lang ang tiningnan ko. Saka ung wheels ni Anne wagas! 
Oct 16th
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September 2011
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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What if jobs and colleges checked tumblrs?
wowfunniestposts: salutemebitches: FOREVER UNEMPLOYED. Featured on Wow Funniest Posts
Sep 22nd
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Sep 22nd
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Sep 22nd
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Sep 22nd
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Tuwang tuwa siguro ngayon ang mga stalker dahil sa...
Sep 22nd
Sep 15th
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Sep 14th
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Sep 14th
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Teacher : What comes after 69 ?
Student : Mouthwash
Teacher : Get out .
Sep 14th
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Sep 14th
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POGI AKO AT ITS FINEST.: Is your boyfriend... →
londeh: When you get suspicious that your significant other is cheating, be careful not to appear to be paranoid. You have to walk a fine line — you don’t want to make false accusations. signs he’s cheating… 1. He’s acting distant. If he’s calling less frequently or has cancelled on plans repeatedly,…
Sep 14th
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Sep 14th
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Sep 14th
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Sep 14th
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I'm on AWOL.
I have been absent at work for like, 4 days now. I still have this effin’ allergies and I pray to God that by tomorrow, they will be long gone. 
Sep 14th
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Sep 14th
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Mag-IVT ka na ba?
Isang tanong na parang ang hirap sagutin ngayon. Sa totoo lang, wala akong time, I have a job, and to tell you honestly, I don’t have the resources. Now that I’m working, ang kapal ng mukha ko para sabihin sa nanay kong “Ma, penge ng pera magIVT lang ako”. Kahit nga yung pangparegister ko sa PRC hirap na hirap na kong ibawas sa sweldo ko eh (buti nlng may dalawang holidays...
Sep 13th
Sep 13th
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I wanna have a tatoo.
Probably by next month. 
Sep 13th
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“I have reservations with the results. If the only basis is the Q and A portion,...”
– Oprah Winfrey (via juanrepublic)
Sep 13th
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BREAKING NEWS! Shamcey Supsup refused to marry the...
Sep 13th
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Sep 13th
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pilosopogyno: Anak: Tay, ano ‘yung sex? Tatay: Ang sex ay pag tatalik sa tagalog. Isang ritwal na gingawa pag katapos ikasal. Mag tatabi ang dalawang nag mamahalan hanggang sa sukdulang ligaya na nag bubunga sa nilalang na gaya mo. Anak: Ay teka. Tatay: Bakit? Anak: Hindi na kasya sa biodata ko. 
Sep 9th
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Sep 9th
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I want to talk to someone.
The problem is I don’t have anyone. Im here at work, and will still be here until 2pm. People here doesn’t seem to wanna talk. I just have to get this off my chest. To cry as loud as my body can tolerate, to scream and shout and throw things and just, I dunno, just cry. I want to get out here so badly, I am grieving, I lost someone, someone I dearly loved and would like to marry...
Sep 9th
Sep 8th
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Wala na ata talaga kaming pag-asa.
Two days nang ganito. I think I just have to get used to the fact that you are really gone and will never be mine again. I think I should stop this nonsense daydreaming that maybe today, or tomorrow, you’ll come chasing after me, begging me to be yours again. I had this weird feeling in my chest, deep down in my heart, and whenever I come to think of you or get a hold of what’s going...
Sep 8th
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Sep 7th
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Nung review season, tamad na tamad akong magreview...
Ano ba talaga teh. 
Sep 6th